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We Love Kristen Wiig As Alexanya Atoz, Plus Why "Youth Milk" Is Actually Good For You
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We Love Kristen Wiig As Alexanya Atoz, Plus Why "Youth Milk" Is Actually Good For You

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Feb 04, 2016
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Could Kristen Wiig be any funnier? Nope. In this new teaser for Zoolander 2, she appears as Alexanya Atoz, head of cosmetics at the House of Atoz. Her "labia-tory" (!) is cooking up a new super-hydrating Youth Milk, made of milk (we assume), and "hydrating chemicals from desert flower cactus", plus "water from all-natural street puddles in Indonesia."

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