The Ass Vs. Face Dilemma
"A 30-year-old woman must choose between her bottom and her face," Catherine Deneuve famously declared. You've heard it before: After a certain age, you have to make a choice between your—ahem—derrière and your visage. Basically, the "theory" assumes the tighter and firmer the former gets, the saggier and sadder the latter. Unfortunately, at not even q…
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