The Acts of Mid-Life Crisis (paraphrased from an expert)

During my separation and divorce, I did a lot of research on the signs of the male mid-life crisis. I had seen all the classic movies: "American Beauty," "Lost In Translation," "City Slickers," "Sideways" (one of my all-time favorites), "The Big Chill," the list goes on...

I recall watching Kevin Spacey play the character of Lester Burnham. He started to…