I was at a children’s birthday party, my eyes trained on a thick slice of chocolate cake, when the woman next to me gestured at a tiny roll on her otherwise flat abdomen with a pink plastic fork. “Next week, I’m going to the dermatologist to get this taken care of," she announced to a group of six of us. “Details! Details!,” the six of us demanded. We were all healthy sized women who adhered to nutritiously balanced diets and got regular exercise, but not of us was without a body bête noir. Suddenly everyone was dishing about saddlebags and muffin tops, bra fat and underarms. I bemoaned how my favorite white jeans were fitting a little—okay, a lot—too snugly, while the blonde next to me fretted about how Instagram-unfriendly her thighs were. We were nitpicking, granted, but its difficult not to when, thanks to many technological innovations in non-invasive body contouring procedures, there’s now a fat-blasting solution for nearly every trouble zone. These days, instead of it being a question of