I Spent COVID With A Vagina Trainer, AKA Elvie

The vagina is like an intricate snowflake in all of its unique perfectness: each one is an original work of nature’s art. It is the most wondrous, magnificent feature of the female body, or any body for that matter. Designed to relieve the bladder, have sex, and bestow the luckier lot with a dual orgasm, the vagina’s most astounding function is being th…