You're invited to a wedding, and it's July, and the forecast is steaming hot. It's a semi-formal outdoor affair, and you'd like to wear that gorgeous loose silk dress, but it's backless and you've got two fading butterflies book-ending a random chinese phrase on your shoulder blade. Cute? Not exactly. We can't all Angelina Jolie our way through adolescent tattoo choices, or re-do the time we got matching best-friend dolphins before "tramp stamp" was a part of our vocabulary, but there is hope.