Two minute things: I hate AirPods. Please stop using them.

Use these cool rope "wristy" ones instead.

I despise AirPods. I hate the way they look. I hate the way they feel. I hate how much they cost. I hate what a colossal waste of time and energy they are.

I was talking to one of my friends the other day on the phone when her AirPod fell out. This happens all the time. Or, “oh my AirPods are low, I need to charge them.”

Or maybe your dog ate one? Love t…