I Guess Kate Winslet And I Will Never Be Friends

I tried to age naturally for 18 months and it ended in mild emotional collapse. So when Kate Winslet calls cosmetic work ‘terrifying,’ my 47-year-old…

Dec 10, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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November 2025

Love, Divorce, and Why Even Jennifer Aniston Looks Better Single

In response to Vogue’s “Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?”

Nov 10, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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October 2025

Two-Minute Things: Luxury Glasses, Half Price

Because nothing says “quiet luxury” like saving 50% on Tom Ford

Oct 20, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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**Can We Talk About Bradley Cooper?

(And What It Means for My Surgery)**

Oct 14, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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September 2025

Forget Microdosing: Why Quick-Hitting Ozempic Changed Everything

(In Just 7 Days)

Sep 24, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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August 2025

How To Find A Good 5-Figure Facelift

(Cause who the fck can afford these $125K ones?)*

Aug 21, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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Inside My Consult with Kris Jenner's Facelift Surgeon

(and What It’ll Cost You)

Aug 4, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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July 2025

Things I'll Die With: $12 Garnier Micellar Water

A Two Minute Thing I Cannot Live Without

Jul 25, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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Colonics: Curious, Creeped Out, and Finally Converted

Because sometimes you just need a full-body power wash.

Jul 15, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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May 2025

Kris Jenner 2.0: The Art of a F*cking Good Facelift

And why we are all screen-shotting her jawline

May 22, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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The $25 TKEES Dupe. Same Chic Vibe. Less Guilt.

Looks like TKEES. Feels like clouds. Your summer sandal but smarter.

May 15, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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April 2025

The Natural Girl’s Ozempic Stack

How I am trying to shrink without the shot

Apr 29, 2025 • Robin Levine Shobin

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